Allison Smith parodies Music On Hold

Just posted to the list, check it out:

Allison Smith just created a hysterical parody music on hold Parody.  Whatever you were doing, stop, and dial this number to listen to it: 360-519-5689. 2 minutes.

I just gave her a few ideas, but she took it and ran with it--she chose the audio and did the mix-down and everything.  Really funny!!

-Karl

*UPDATE*

Here is a transcription of the hilarious parody.

thank for calling karl

did you know that karl has been a proud member of the chicago community since 1994 and has over two friends in the chicago land area alone

thank for continuuing to hold

karl is just momeents away

thank you for holding

we appreciate your patience

we are busy giving other customers the same legendary karl service that we look forward to giving to you, when your call is answered shortly

your call is very improtant to karl

karl is committed to giving you the kind of service you deserve

when karl returns he will give you the careful attention you've come to expect ... from karl

your patience is appreciated

we know your time is valuable

and karl knows that too

we'll be with you shortly

did you know that karl has many interests, including creating elaborate parodies of music on hold recordings with professional voice over artists like allison smith!

please hold on, karl will be with you in just a moment

you're only moments away from receiving the karl experience, first hand.

it's an exciting time to be here

don't hang up on karl

karl processes calls in the order they are received

so please continue to hold, if you hang up and re-dial, this will only furthur your delay in speaking, to karl

you're holding for karl. Kingpin of the asterisk community

Ask about the karl difference and how you can be a part of it when your call is answered shortly.